Contains
mild spoilers.
One thing Umberto
Lenzi's silly little sordid orgy of gore is not, is dull. Now I've watched
all manner of continental eighties zombie madness but nothing had quite prepared me
the no nonsense, frenzy of violence that spilled so quickly out of the unannounced Hercules
military aircraft, and marked the start of a good hour or so of audaciously
unapologetic in your face bloody fun. Where was the good hour of faintly trite
and badly acted build up? The slow belief / disbelief back and forth and small
scale micro control of the situation so that it only effected a small band in
an isolated setting? They land a plane in broad daylight
at the main airport, they spill out with camera's rolling and a full military
presence and not a single fuck is given. It's as full on as it sounds, it's Nightmare City; and
one has to applaud Lenzi for it.
Don't get me wrong.
It's still a low budget bastard horror of the eighties with a mixed bag of
acting, effects and dialogue. For every brilliantly staged and shot axe to the
head or naked boob sliced off (yes really) there's all manner of quite frankly
half hearted amateur knife attacks or neck sucks. Also for every semi-coherent,
semi-well-delivered reaction to the unfolding carnage there's an excruciating
over worked line about radiation and hyper tissue regeneration.
Television news
anchor Dean Miller (Hugo Stiglitz) just happens to be at the airport when it
all kicks off. He's there to meet a professor who can shed
light on a recent nuclear accident (hence the radiation) and when the airport
alarms go off he can't help but stick his reporter's nose. There really isn't
much more to the narrative. He has a wife Dr. Anna Miller (Laura Trotter) who
works at the hospital that soon joins in the tsunami of destruction, and there's
a military presence which whilst keen to contain the situation are just as
interested in avoiding a more national panic, and that's it. The narrative,
such as it is, is the vehicle to allow the irradiated sick and depraved zombie
like blood suckers to reek havoc on all and sundry, and for Lenzi to fashion a competent video nasty for a market that couldn't get enough.
I should mention the
faint esoteric pseudo implied clairvoyance ramblings from Sheila Holmes (Maria
Rosaria Omaggio), the wife of one of the Majors, and the equally daft and
confusing existential ending but I didn't take any of this too seriously and
suggest it was added more as an after thought than as a central idea. Dellamorte
Dellamore or The
Beyond this is not.
It's also worth mentioning despite all the unsavoury blood shed and dark themes it never really comes across a horror
film but more of a disaster one, and the zombies reflect this. Their first
appearance is sudden and all consuming. They stream from the plane like
deranged mad-men throat slitting, stabbing, shrugging off shots to the body and
clearing the soldiers and airport staff like a tidal wave of death. What's also
clear is we're not in Romero's world. There's no slow gait, no shuffling and
groaning and no 'walking dead' approach. They're fast, they're seemingly intelligent, if now entirely lacking a moral or sympathetic compass and they also appear to
react to physical pain. It was during this initial attack, watching one of the attackers
pull away from biting his victim only to wipe the blood from his mouth with the
back of his hand I realised all was not straight forward.
Fortunately for us,
all is actually revealed during a scene of such unashamed, unnecessary and over
complicated explanation to become laughably brilliant. High levels of radiation
have caused hyper-tissue regeneration to render the victim's indestructible and
"abnormal strengthening of the cells vital qualities has increased their
direct genetic capacity" granting increased physical capabilities, with a
caveat that this is all at the expense of the efficiency of their red blood.
It's a load of old tosh but it's good earnest tosh. Basically, they're alive,
indestructible apart from the old noggin, they're strong, fast, they retain the
memories to shoot guns, cut phone lines and they're singularly driven to
replace the red blood cells they're rapidly losing.
Lenzi himself didn't necessarily see them as traditional zombies, but with the
loss of conscious will, the lack of 'self awareness' and they're unquenchable
hunger they're zombie and a dangerous one to boot in my book. Add their faster
turn of pace, their influence on the genre shouldn't be dismissed either, and it's hard not to see their impact in zombie's that came much later, with Boyles' infected top of the list.
In your face carnage
and bloodshed from the get go, unwavering pace, gratuitous gore and unnecessary
nudity; it has everything one would want or expect from an eighties video
nasty. Lenzi's zombie opus is unapologetically rough and obnoxious but it's a delight
to get swept away in. Big scale with limited resources undoubtedly brings
with it problems, but if one is able to ignore all the background faux pas, the
occasional excruciating exposition (the anti-nuclear monologue near the end is
especially bad) and wooden acting there's a corking good b-movie here to whoop
along to. A surprising gem, 7/10.
Steven@WTD.
I went down a vampire/zompire kind of line with these. Fun 80s flick but I didn't rate it quite as high as you did :)
ReplyDeleteYeah I did notice a vague zompire mix with the blood not flesh lust. I think it just caught me in good spirits and it's undoubtedly awful eighties nonsense.
DeleteThis still stands as one of my all time favorites. It has a spot for me right up there with the ridiculous Zombi3 and Zombi4 and some of the more competent movies from the era like Zombi 2 or even, dare I say, The Beyond.
ReplyDeleteOk, I take that back, I'm with you, this is no Fulci... but it is something else ALMOST as special.
It certainly has some charm and one can't argue with the intensity. Not quite Zombi3/4 for me but not far off. Special, is definitely the right word!
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